Valentine's day 2013 special Rant

Ahh Valentine's day!The day that everyone wants to have a relationship but only for the good parts and also not get into one because sunny days are coming and we need to be single for the perfect opportunity.
Others hate it, others love it.Depending how's your relationship going.But one thing is for sure: you are going to spend a lot of money you don't have to buy things you don't like to impress people you may not like later(fight club reference).

So,let's do this!
Love songs:
Every major record company must have a song ready for Valentine's day from every major artist it owns!And they will promote them until our ears bleed!

Movies:
Yes!that's what i need! another movie to remind me of how lonely i am or to be dragged by my girlfriend..and please cast more stars so that it will become more enjoyable!
(thank you Die Hard and Bruce Willis keep up the good work)

Facebook status/Social Media:
It's Valentine's?No shit Sherlock!
Yes i know you love your boyfriend/girlfriend
Yes i know you hate women this day
Here i just saved you a day reading Facebook status!

Gifts:
Prepare your wallet!It's going to get raped!No you don't have to do it..It's either you or your wallet.

Sex:
Now we are talking!It's the perfect opportunity for you and your other half to get freaky.Spending your money on sexy lingerie is never a waste.
But if you waited till this day to have sex better starting thinking options...

The night out:
Find the expensive restaurant she likes,eat together,enjoy yourselves,order the chocolate cake,get the check,pay it,cry on the inside,follow step Sex for retribution


So that's it, a mini rant for a special day,also a bonus
Advice:
Be with the person you enjoy spending you time with the most,if you don't have go out there and find him.Go somewhere you both like and can afford.Make gifts that matter for their essence, not wallet value.Make this day about you,not some Valentine.

Extra Bonus:Valentine's day history